Do It For Them

Do It For Them
Seven reasons worth fighting for-Ben, Hannah, Emma, Molly, Katie, Grace, and Jack

Husband, Father, Son, Our Superman

Husband, Father, Son, Our Superman

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Dear Duane.....HELP!!!

Hey Babe,

This week I made low fat brownies to help curve my chocolate craving while on weight watchers. They were pretty good, really and honestly. The chocolate was real and satisfying, but..... yes, you knew there would be a but, and it's a pretty dang huge but. But...they have seemed to have this side effect on the entire family, a rather stinky side effect. Can you smell us from Heaven? Oh sweetheart I hope not. I know you are aware of some daily family life, I feel you sometimes, when I'm sad or lonely, but, and here's another but......RUN!!!!

Ben is TOXIC! During prayer tonight he ripped one, babe! Were is my level headed husband when I need him. Hats off to Grace, she held it together quite well as she prayed, the closing was a bit rushed and a huge outburst came when she said amen, but she did remarkably well, you would be proud.

Help! What should I do? Make more black bean brownies trying to cut out some fat or torture all the olfactory senses in our home. Where's my heaven hot line when I need it, forget all the other pressing questions I have for you, is it OK to torture our noses with Ben's stink bombs?

Love ya lots, miss ya lots, can't wait to kiss you all over,


1 comment:

jori-o said...

Oh dear, that IS a big question!! Maybe put a ban on the beaniebrownies after 4 pm? And make the kids stay outside for awhile after eating one...? Good luck! =)